BOZZLE

To shrug or shoo a person, persons or other species away by using confusing hand motions and bewildering gestures in order to provide the unwanted party with sufficient notice that it should vacate the area or BOZZLE off. Bozzle comes from the words BOTHER and PUZZLE as it is often a puzzle as to why one should bother in the first place. To Bozzle serves only to make the bozzler look either insane or as if he is directing traffic whilst leaving the bozzled quite bemused and perplexed as they bozzle off. If you are bozzling off however this can be equally comedic as one can look almost like a penguin trying to run for a bus which of course they don't (not often anyway). Can be used in a sentence as follows; "Jonty stole the last of my favorite Cauldron Sausages so I bozzled him off before I got really mad and stuck cheese up his nostrils."