Friday, 27 June 2008

Noom

(Adj) A word used to describe a pleasant day, event, feeling or anything that one may be enjoying or enjoyable. One may use it inmuch the same way as the word nice only it has much more emotion infused within. Although beginning with the same letter as nice N it them deviates with an oooo sound derived from the long ooooooooh one may find oneself breathing on a rather lovely day or when one is enjoying something particularly enjoyable. The M at the end of the word can or maybe extended outwards into a longer mmmmm sound much like the the sound one might make in an exclamation of pleasure much like the sound ones makes when licking ones favourite flavour of ice-cream on a particularly nooommm day.

Length of oooo's and mmmm's can and maybe sustained at one's disgretion to suit just how noom a situation, event or day maybe. Indeed a person might even be described as noom if so desired and is much preferrable to the word nice, nice being recognised as the most dull compliment to exist. It can also be used to describe a mood as well as anything else anyone may want to describe ever, if it is thought to be noom at the time it is noom.

I am noom, it is noom, it's noooomm, it's a noomm day, I am feeling nooommm, nooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Thursday, 8 May 2008

Friddle

To FRIDDLE is to waste food unnecessarily through buying too much and too far in advance without proper meal planning or any idea in the World what they might do with it. A FRIDDLER is a very wasteful person and is the opposite to a Biloogefugler, they cannot stop themselves from buying things purely so they can throw them away a week later. FRIDDLE is derived from the name Friddle a self confessed Friddler.

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

Bloogefugle

BLOOGEFUGLE is the remaining leftover food from the night before or perhaps the night before that that is really so unappealing that no-one in their right mind would want to eat it, with one exception. The BLOOGEFUGLER is the human dustbin who feels it's his or her job to consume the Bloogefugle for fear that it might be thrown away and somehow missed, or that they might be punished and sent to hell if they don't eat it. Bloogefugle comes from "Bilge food that was cooked in such huge amounts that some is left over and frugally put away for later"

Monday, 5 May 2008

BOZZLE

To shrug or shoo a person, persons or other species away by using confusing hand motions and bewildering gestures in order to provide the unwanted party with sufficient notice that it should vacate the area or BOZZLE off. Bozzle comes from the words BOTHER and PUZZLE as it is often a puzzle as to why one should bother in the first place. To Bozzle serves only to make the bozzler look either insane or as if he is directing traffic whilst leaving the bozzled quite bemused and perplexed as they bozzle off. If you are bozzling off however this can be equally comedic as one can look almost like a penguin trying to run for a bus which of course they don't (not often anyway). Can be used in a sentence as follows; "Jonty stole the last of my favorite Cauldron Sausages so I bozzled him off before I got really mad and stuck cheese up his nostrils."